Ex-aides assert James Murdoch knew of hacking: Boston Globe

I knew zilch baby Murdoch averred

But his staff called this claim just absurd

   Old Rupert was humble

   My son made a bumble

So I whacked him with a pie full of curd

Gang of Six: New hope in the crisis: Washington Post

Bad news for the senate Gang of Six

And its plan for a deficit fix

   Cause some taxes will rise

   So its a compromise

Just made for the Tea Party to nix