Cheney recovering after heart transplant: USA Today

Cheney's bluster is so out of fashion

As he lies in his bed looking ashen

For a heart he has pleaded

But what he really needed

Was a hefty infusion of compassion

G.O.P. Candidates Look to Super Tuesday: NY Times

The Republican race is stuck at four

As voters show no one the door

They’re not being snide

It’s so hard to decide

Which one of the pack they least abhor

Romney narrowly wins Iowa caucuses: USA Today

The stop-Romney vote was widely split

Trying to find a savior who fit

They might have won

Had one just run

Under the name Anyone But Mitt

F.D.A. Finds Short Supply of Attention Deficit Drugs: New York Times

Bad news for folks with A D D

To get drugs they now have to plea

Supply is constrained

The Feds have explai