Herman Cain says he was 'falsely accused' of sexual harassment in the 1990s

Herman Cain claims he never did harass

Two young women in a way that was crass

A witch hunt, he said

It’s all in their head

Now that sure is a fine piece of sass

Perry Plan Would Grant Big Tax Break to Richest: New York Times

Cowboy Rick wants a tax rate that’s flat

Cause simple’s a plan Mitt can’t combat

But isn’t it funny

He gives all the money

To the cats who are already fat

Megadonors pump money into SuperPACs: USA Today

If buying a pol is one of your dreams

Then SuperPacs are the best of all schemes

Spend a cool million

Or even a billion

It’s freedom of speech thanks to the Supremes

Cleanup of Protest Park Postponed: New York Times

Occupy Wall Street has set the benchmark

For having a bite that is less than its bark

Demands by the ton

Yet all they have won

Is no stinkin’ cleanup of Zuccotti Park

Palin Says She's Not Running: New York Times

Count me out, sweet Sarah did opine

This clearly is not my time to shine

True, Mitt can be whipped

And Perry sure has slipped

But I never can top 9-9-9

N.J.’s Chris Christie: ‘Now is not my time’: The Washington Post

When Perry’s quest to be prez came a cropper

The call went out for a tougher Mitt stopper

But Christie demurred

His run he deferred

So they’re stuck with the smiling flip-flopper